Classmates.

After I graduated high school in 2006, I have actually been a good student at NOVA and VCU... Meaning, I dont really make a lot of noise, or bother other people. I actually want to learn, because I put money into my future, dammit. I wasnt the best kid in high school when it came to classrooms, maybe because I didnt care about school, or just because I thought being an asshole was funny... Regardless, I wasnt too fun to be around unless we were friends, or you enjoyed classroom distractions, and if i annoyed you and by the grace of God you are reading this... My bad.

Well with that said, I thoroughly enjoy school these days, and I like learning. So when someone is annoying or distracting, it really gets to me. It isnt to a level where I am really pissed, but clearly enough for me to want to blog about it.

I have to start somewhere, so I will pick the one that is the funniest, to me. Annoying classmate #1 is this girl in my Criminal Law class. She seems smart, and eager to learn, but her major flaw is her laugh. Almost piercing my very soul, her laugh literally covers the entire auditorium with incredible ease. The other half of this flaw, is that she thinks everything is funny... everything. The first time I noticed, was when my professor made a joke that either wasnt totally funny or not a lot of people got it. First a scatter of laughter came around, then all of a sudden a shriek of broken cackles coming at me from every direction. I thought I was in 'nam when i heard it... nearly searching for cover. She is the least annoying, annoying person, in my classes... probably only because we only meet 2 hours a week, and my professor only makes a few jokes a class... so I am safe.

Annoying classmate #2 is actually three people who sit near me in Criminal Law (which actually scares the shit out of me.. All these annoying people, and they seemingly want to be lawyers? Maybe theres more of a connection). I consider them to be one person, because I picture them to be like Cerberus. You know, the three headed hellhound that guards the gates of Hell? Yeah, well the reasoning behind that is pretty simple: For one, they are connected at the hip. Meaning that I have never really seen them a part from each other, and they all have the same ideas... They would be tolerable, but they are all loud talkers, and whisperers...

Annoying classmate #3 scares the ever living shit out of me. This man is gracing me in my Policing class, and he thinks his shit never stinks... ever. A man who boasts his former career in Corrections as a Minimum Security Corrections Officer, he always seems to revert back to the 2nd amendment with everything. Here is an easy example: He and my professor were discussing the Tech Shooting (he brought it up, of course), and he was talking about how his protection against a certain instance like that would be his "Glock 17." Thats the biggest issue I have about some people: Thinking that saying what gun they own as their protection, only shows to me that you will do something stupid over something trivial. I picture those people to be the type to shoot a man 18 times in self defense with a revolver...

Well, thats all I can think of, for now... more later? God I hope not, because that would mean there are more annoying people in my class pissing me off.