Qualities

Every human being owns their own traits: funny, smart, and the such. But i think i have a nice combination of at least two qualities, sense of humor and being an asshole. Both qualities, to me, hold quite a similarity. you need to be an asshole to be funny. you cant make jokes without offending someone, therefore you will be an asshole to someone.

there has always been a phrase "at what cost", and the cost of comedy is the negative views by someone who says, "damn, that guy is an asshole."

well i could be wrong, maybe im just an asshole and not funny at all. either way, im having a great time with it, and isnt that all that matters?

Cosmetics and ugly models

I could have high standards, i dont know, but when i watch cosmetic commercials, i would like to think that the models should be hot. Recently, ive seen commercials that have been plagued with ugly ugly women. I mean come on, Sarah Jessica Parker?! she is a horse, honest to god. and shes main lining a product that is used on the face? dude, swing and a miss. Use Beyonce or something, she is a gorgeous woman. Truly breathtaking, and yet you choose SJP? i only hope you didnt get beyonce is because of price. because damn, i would buy the product if beyonce was sellin it.

ok im getting off topic but damn...beyonce. even that name is sexy, beyonce. alright alright, cosmetic companies, lemme just tell you this one more time: use hot women for cosmetic products. Yes, that can sound a bit mean, but if you wanna show true quality of product, wouldnt using a hot woman be the best canvas?


get back to me on that

wtf?

so i saw a viagra commercial recently and it said "if erection lasts for more than 4 hours, call a doctor". wtf? why would i call my doctor with that? i dont know about you, but id call my girlfriend, my friend's girlfriends, id just call someone who isn't a man or a doctor. also, i dont really understand viagra or levitra. from my perspective, its pointless, as a 21 year old , i need some type of pill to keep it down, so in the end, viagra...wtf?

house of payne/racist commercials

ok so, for the past hour, house of payne has been on tbs. i dont personally think the show is funny, maybe its not my type of humor, but i watch it anyways because it is mild entertainment for me to wind down and relax.

what i recently noticed is all these racist commercials. popeyes is springing commericals around this time frame, using lingo and phrases that obviously frame a stereotype. its not too frustrating or sick, but its not subtle. at least make a commercial that seem to appeal to the masses, but actually target a certain aspect.

you guys are getting too lazy, commercial creators